Everything Wrong With Battleship In 6 Minutes Or Less

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Mhargrette dela Cruz
Mhargrette dela Cruz - преди ден
What the fuck are you puting in youtube you san of a b
Jon Ruby
Jon Ruby - преди 7 дни
Do midway!!!!!!!
John S
John S - преди 17 часа
@Jon Ruby Go to History Buffs for that.
Jon Ruby
Jon Ruby - преди 17 часа
@John S 😥
John S
John S - преди 21 час
@Jon Ruby Jeremy typicallydoesn't do historical movies
Jon Ruby
Jon Ruby - преди 21 час
@John S because the acting was trash
John S
John S - преди 21 час
Why?
Vee 10
Vee 10 - преди 11 дни
Movie censors the word *BLEEEEEEEEP* for the second time. Um... hypocrite much?
Ade
Ade - преди 11 дни
these rihanna jokes are untolerable
Coolzgamer 001
Coolzgamer 001 - преди 13 дни
I literally saw a budget direct ad with cinema cins on it!
King spider Darren
King spider Darren - преди 16 дни
shut up cinema sins
Maggie Zepeda
Maggie Zepeda - преди 19 дни
How do the aliens survive on their home planet if their planet has sunlight as well
John Clapperton
John Clapperton - преди 22 дни
did not even mention that stupid scene where they drop the anchor to slide the ship in a turn. 60,000 tons of ship is gonna rip that anchor right out of the ship.
Will Baron 1916
Will Baron 1916 - преди 23 дни
This film is probably directed by Micheal Bay.
Will Baron 1916
Will Baron 1916 - преди 23 дни
Also the USS Missouri turrets are rotating too fast. And another thing is that the ship acts like it has a full crew when it has only has like 20 old farts on it.
Chris Jacobs
Chris Jacobs - преди месец
Their not Allergic to earth...their Allergic to the Sun!
John S
John S - преди месец
*they're
InfiniteRaids 67331
InfiniteRaids 67331 - преди месец
Who else thought Michael Bay directed this movie
madmitchell79
madmitchell79 - преди месец
I actually paid to watch this at cinema :( you forgot the drop anchor handbrake turn the ship did near the end, that's atleast 20 sin points!
Nick Herting
Nick Herting - преди месец
Do Under Siege LOL
Apple Tree
Apple Tree - преди 2 месеца
Wow Rihanna must be use to taking a beating.
She only had a small split lip after being backhanded by an 1,000 make alien and knocked off her feet twice.
your boy
your boy - преди 2 месеца
this is one of my favourite movies and seeing its only 6 minutes mademe happy
ban evader
ban evader - преди 2 месеца
Its still a decent movie, just not the best, the writing was ok and the effects were great.
The famous films fan Speer
The famous films fan Speer - преди 2 месеца
No hasbro made the game BATTLESHIP
Demon Lord Gaming
Demon Lord Gaming - преди 2 месеца
"Temperature -314 C°" shows how smart the makers of this movie are
Cash Adler
Cash Adler - преди 2 месеца
I feel like I would’ve liked this movie if the main character was Ryan Reynolds
RebelGaming 1.5.1
RebelGaming 1.5.1 - преди 2 месеца
The Missouri and the rest of the Iowa class battleships could get out to sea within an hour of work, unless she needed fuel or ammunition or repairs, there's a reason beyond speed they're fast battleships.
RebelGaming 1.5.1
RebelGaming 1.5.1 - преди 2 месеца
And besides, I've been keeping tabs on literal forums dedicated to keeping track of the whereabouts and condition of the Iowa-Class. Still able to be used, have some equipment, there is a poor amount of trained crew though. Maintenance is usually happening when they close the museum, and those Tomahawks? They're literally able to be loaded in minutes.
RebelGaming 1.5.1
RebelGaming 1.5.1 - преди 2 месеца
I left most of the details out for ease of typing, retard, I know about the Navy, and I know that those ships are still a very formidable force, even against the world's strongest warships, they alone could knock out multiple battle groups of the Chinese Navy before being sunk, they're super-Battleships/fast Battleships for God's sake. And even then I don't agree with the movie, it would take more than an hour currently, but in 2012, the ships were younger, by multiple years, hell, filming was probably done in 2011, that's an 8-7 year difference between now and then, and I will give the movie pros for showing the sheer power and speed of the Iowa-Class, I don't agree still, however, with the time it took, less than 5 minutes on-screen time, and probably 15 offscreen, that's a ridiculous amount of time. An hour? Possible. 20 minutes? Definitely not. Today, it's probably an hour and a half minimum, 5 and a half maximum. Depending on Ammunition storage currently, fuel, crew training, etc. My point is, it could've been possible to do it in an hour, but not in the screentime given.
John S
John S - преди 2 месеца
@RebelGaming 1.5.1 Oh, right. Those are the only things that need to be done. No checking of water or food storage, let maintenance, repairs, loading of regular supplies, getting a crew together, loading said crew. Yeah, done real quick. Sure, the gun caps can come off, that doesn't mean that the ship can be ready in an hour or that the ships are still either in Navy control or currently on standby to be used. They might've, at one point, but things change.
RebelGaming 1.5.1
RebelGaming 1.5.1 - преди 2 месеца
Thing is, they're ready to be put back into action at any time, given if we need floating artillery batteries. Therefore they would have Ammunition in a warehouse nearby or even in a locked munitions storage on the ship, The engines would be ready to be fired, and the systems would be kept in the best shape possible, why else would the gun caps be able to come off?
John S
John S - преди 2 месеца
Except for the fact that they're no longer Navy property, and it would take more than those guys to bring it to combat readiness.
The famous films fan Speer
The famous films fan Speer - преди 3 месеца
0:09 I actually hasbro made the game battleship so they can be in the intro
Luis Got Gas
Luis Got Gas - преди 3 месеца
Can you do a video on wolf of Wall Street
Nate Hill
Nate Hill - преди 3 месеца
Do everything wrong with "Unstoppable" in 451 minutes or less...
Kainable87
Kainable87 - преди 3 месеца
Why do I feel this is a prelude to TopGun CinemaSins.
Devil0027
Devil0027 - преди 3 месеца
I fully expected a text block after the title to pop up and say “the entire movie...” and it only been 10 sec long
Warhamsterxxx
Warhamsterxxx - преди 3 месеца
Battleship rate of fire puts destroyers to shame.
Zefanya Vannessa
Zefanya Vannessa - преди 3 месеца
I need to watch the movie like aliens vs humans like ending baby name rose what that movie i need to know
DGOfTheCentury
DGOfTheCentury - преди 4 месеца
i actually miss this kind of simplicity in the videos..
Benator
Benator - преди 4 месеца
you missed drifting fuckin iowa class battleship on anchor
Matt FreeMatt
Matt FreeMatt - преди 4 месеца
06:16 Lose a boxing match to Chris Brown. (I fixed it for you).
Matt FreeMatt
Matt FreeMatt - преди 4 месеца
02:39 Could you not yell "Todd" from Vamonos Pest?
Askformoreinfo whichyouwontget
Askformoreinfo whichyouwontget - преди 4 месеца
Military porn :>>>
McNair Guitar
McNair Guitar - преди 4 месеца
Lieutenant is the lowest rank an officer can have actually, so he hasn't been promoted at all
John S
John S - преди 4 месеца
Except, in reality, he was promoted twice.
Jackk Reacherr
Jackk Reacherr - преди 4 месеца
Everything wrong with Battleship: HAS RIHANNA IN IT. Ewww
Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark - преди 4 месеца
Getting to Lieutenant is automatic in the Navy...
James Flowers
James Flowers - преди 4 месеца
Bruh come on you know if they said “You sunk my battleship” you would ABSOLUTELY sin it
Lee Sea
Lee Sea - преди 4 месеца
When the aliens flex on you after 10+ giant stielhandgranate hits on your ship.
P0tatozz yT
P0tatozz yT - преди 4 месеца
Me; sees Liam Nelson.
Also me; aww shit here we go again
Jimmy Ayers
Jimmy Ayers - преди 4 месеца
Lots of museum ships keep their ammunition, for example the uss Massachusetts I think is a quarter of the way full with 16 inch ammunition
chris bennett
chris bennett - преди 4 месеца
They actually do have a few rounds of ammo on the old battleships
chris bennett
chris bennett - преди 4 месеца
Ropes on the side of ships can’t actually support the average body weight of a person
chris bennett
chris bennett - преди 4 месеца
Fancy guns add sin
chris bennett
chris bennett - преди 4 месеца
Wearing navy type ones on a ship add sin
chris bennett
chris bennett - преди 4 месеца
Full senior means highest ranking person and if there is more then one who’s been in the longest and being a weapons officer he probably is next full senior
John S
John S - преди 4 месеца
Full senior what?
chris bennett
chris bennett - преди 4 месеца
Add a sin for better technology then we actually have
chris bennett
chris bennett - преди 4 месеца
And we actually do say we didn’t sign up for this bullshit whenever anything goes wrong
chris bennett
chris bennett - преди 4 месеца
To make Lt in the Navy you just have to be in long enough and they called his brother because his brother is his CO but that should be a sin in itself
John S
John S - преди 4 месеца
Because 8 separate comments are totally necessary. His brother isn't his CO. They're on two different ships.
h h
h h - преди 5 месеца
im surprised he didnt say a million sins bam over
Lorax Dave Walters
Lorax Dave Walters - преди 5 месеца
You sunk my Borrowship! 😦
RecklessDWR
RecklessDWR - преди 5 месеца
Lol did they edit the Rihanna song cause of copyright?
Gujikuj Tutu
Gujikuj Tutu - преди 5 месеца
Why the fuck did they use the gun. When thay had fucking missiles. Why didn't they use SAMs for defense against those thingies.
Rman Nayr
Rman Nayr - преди 5 месеца
Discount Matt Damon!
Rman Nayr
Rman Nayr - преди 5 месеца
YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Shafer
James Shafer - преди 5 месеца
Seriously dude, if this is all you have to do with your time........
...... Go get a girlfriend
John S
John S - преди 5 месеца
@James Shafer Maybe I didn't care.
James Shafer
James Shafer - преди 5 месеца
Are you seriously this dense to not have seen the sarcasm in my original post? as well as the second? Really?
John S
John S - преди 5 месеца
@James Shafer Explains what?
James Shafer
James Shafer - преди 5 месеца
Maybe that explains it
John S
John S - преди 5 месеца
He's married.
Dan Hay
Dan Hay - преди 5 месеца
You missed a sin at 4:27 Hopper would have been severely maimed by the 127mm cannon practically going off in his face - he would be suffering at least second to third degree burns across his face and much of his torso, rather than by simply getting flung overboard...
Alex
Alex - преди 5 месеца
I actually like this movie no shame.... a little bit of shame :(
Big TRAV
Big TRAV - преди 5 месеца
Rhianna is Rheeeeeacist.
Big TRAV
Big TRAV - преди 5 месеца
Lol
Amy Waters
Amy Waters - преди 5 месеца
How far away was that goldilocks planet? In ten minutes they get the signal and then come to kill us. Also, the Navy wouldn't assign two brothers to the same ship.
Susan McManaway
Susan McManaway - преди 5 месеца
The old timers were there as part of the awards ceremony and the ammo was scrounged.. Come on, all part of the movie
Susan McManaway
Susan McManaway - преди 5 месеца
@John S as to how they scrounged them for a museum battleship, IDK, Hollywood rarely gets it right 100%
Susan McManaway
Susan McManaway - преди 5 месеца
@John S right after Hopper asks the old dude about ammo.
John S
John S - преди 5 месеца
@Susan McManaway When in the movie did they say that? How does anyone scrounge munitions for a battleship?
Susan McManaway
Susan McManaway - преди 5 месеца
@John S that's what they said.. The fuel into the ship and anchors are so true, and the steam engine.. But it's movieland
John S
John S - преди 5 месеца
They scrounged munitions for a battleship?
Susan McManaway
Susan McManaway - преди 5 месеца
5th in command, right out of officer candidate school..
John S
John S - преди 5 месеца
@Susan McManaway What about him being 3rd or 5th in command? And yes, he's responsible for two ships being destroyed.
Susan McManaway
Susan McManaway - преди 5 месеца
@John S well, he was still 3rd or 5th in command the CO and XO were dead and the entire other ship was gone. I do think he was responsible for his brother's death and the attack on the Japanese ship
John S
John S - преди 5 месеца
Except he's been in the Navy at least 4 years.
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