America's Voting Machines Are F**ked: The Daily Show

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Ronny Chieng examines how outdated technologies and overpriced voting machines threaten America's election process.
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Xuân Huỳnh
Xuân Huỳnh - преди 17 часа
6k is like 12 tablets......the problem also exists with these gov contractors/contracts.
Peter meter
Peter meter - преди 9 дни
Why the fuck u guys need a machine to vote ? Just take a piece of paper 📝 and make a X. Is that so hard ?
Sydney Joseph
Sydney Joseph - преди 10 дни
They don’t spend money on voting machines because elections are already rigged. They don’t even bother to fake it. 😂 🤷🏾‍♀️- Duh
Pew Pew
Pew Pew - преди 12 дни
eBay is life
Noelle Sam
Noelle Sam - преди 17 дни
Oh, yes.
daniel donnell
daniel donnell - преди 17 дни
Have you ever seen Indian voting machine
Hemanth Kumar Jadhav
Hemanth Kumar Jadhav - преди 19 дни
Anything electronic is hackable when in direct physical contact. Just secure EVMs by deploying a little security and have a VVPAT with your EVM for a paper audit trail.
ObedientBrick27
ObedientBrick27 - преди 24 дни
the part in Chinese,he was saying"f*cking hell ,are you kidding me?"
Divyanshi Singh
Divyanshi Singh - преди 26 дни
in india ...they set up voting booth even for 1 person who is living in the woods or they carry there machines to high terrain to make sure everyone vote ...this just tells so much about the biggest democracy in the world
Marin Kaur
Marin Kaur - преди 27 дни
Ronny can make the same damn jokes here in Malaysia too.. just saying you don't have to go outside of Malaysia to find these same damn problems we have here in Malaysia.. don't make America any great, just the same shitty situation as this 'third world country'..
The Most Original Gamer
The Most Original Gamer - преди 28 дни
Ok America so you want to purchase Indian EVM machines
For you America only for you guys, you guys got 50%off in your purchase
1 EVM = 1000$
50% Coupon applied -500$
Amount to pay 500$ + 50$ per unit shipping charge
:)
Anilie sharma
Anilie sharma - преди месец
Damn *y'all come and vote in india*
😂😂
Joseph Meng
Joseph Meng - преди месец
3:05
It's actually chinese not malaysian

我他妈的。。。
Holy fuck
你们有没有搞错
Are you serious?
这种烂货你们还会用啊
What kind of fucking fuck still use this shitty shit
Rohit Shinde
Rohit Shinde - преди месец
I like the way he speaks Chinese when he gets annoyed.
Chris James Wong
Chris James Wong - преди месец
That delay in laughter when he started cursing in Mandarin. The translation is as follow: "What the f*ck. What is wrong with you, you still use this stone age shit?"
캩.k ᪥
캩.k ᪥ - преди месец
3:05 translation: oh my god what the fuck, are you guys kidding me, you still use this lousy ass tech?
Mikael Eagles
Mikael Eagles - преди месец
Wow America which is supposed to be one of the most developed countries in the world and yet the voting machines are oooooooooouuuuuuuuttttt dated
DCFunBud
DCFunBud - преди месец
Vote by mail. No waiting. No computers.
Max D.Demos
Max D.Demos - преди месец
when he speak chinese cussing i laugh so hard hahaha!
Lyle Yuan
Lyle Yuan - преди месец
"我他妈的你们有没有搞错啊,这种烂货你们还会用啊"哈哈哈哈!!!!
TayTay
TayTay - преди месец
Can’t they just use iPads to collect the votes?
Omar Al-Bochi
Omar Al-Bochi - преди 2 месеца
This guy is hilarious.
Elvis
Elvis - преди 2 месеца
Make a voting app. Problem solve.
Zane Wong
Zane Wong - преди 2 месеца
On the 56K modem point Chieng was speaking Mandarin Chinese (喔他妈的你们有没有搞错这种烂货你们还会用 Wow Motherfuckers what's wrong with you you're using this garbage.) not Malaysian. The English subtitle is wrong.
Nope! Ha!
Nope! Ha! - преди 2 месеца
Bruh are voting booths don’t even look as nice as the ones in the video.
YAHVISION Rowles
YAHVISION Rowles - преди 2 месеца
Perfect voting? Funny!
Voltron Knight
Voltron Knight - преди 2 месеца
"哇他妈的, 你们有没有搞错? 这样的烂货你们还会用?!" Ronny got so mad that he burst out his Chinese Malaysian style of cursing lol
kacamata IT
kacamata IT - преди 2 месеца
In my country we still stab a piece of poster with nail to vote our president.....u should be thankfull
Sriparno Baksi
Sriparno Baksi - преди 2 месеца
Stop shitting with FAKE voting box scam idiot.
chamboyette853
chamboyette853 - преди 2 месеца
Does anyone else find it ironic that politicians are making such a big deal over Russians hacking an election, and yet are doing nothing to make the voting process by writing like they do in Europe, which would therefore make hacking virtually impossible?
Pervy Sage
Pervy Sage - преди 2 месеца
Andrew Yang wants to use the same technology as cryptocurrency to enable online voting. #Yang2020
Angel Q
Angel Q - преди 2 месеца
those are mandarin thanks. Malaysian speaks mandarin better thank people in hong kong.
Nasty Ameri
Nasty Ameri - преди 2 месеца
Why American treat “voting” as a religion, doesn’t give about the result of voting? The point is voting is one process which hopefully deliver democracy, but as a matter a fact, US is an oligarchy country.
Reedham Kalariya
Reedham Kalariya - преди 2 месеца
Honestly, it's monopoly of US got to raise its GDP by showing this illicit expenses.
Che Che
Che Che - преди 3 месеца
Is it wrong I am start to fantasize Trevor Noah now 😉😂🤣😚😘 whatnot to like ?????
Marshall Curtis
Marshall Curtis - преди 3 месеца
Thanks to Moscow Mitch, the US does not have Election Security reform. Therefore Trump has Re-election Security! For once, he wasn't lying when he said that he could shoot somebody on 5th Avenue and get away with it. Therefore, no matter how lousy Trump does in the polls, he WILL get "reelected" next year,...UNLESS, every state with voting machines that have "no paper trail" get replaced, independent of a US federal mandate. Otherwise, a recount in those "no paper trail" states will be impossible. BTW, WA state has had vote by mail since the 2012 election.
zamochit1989
zamochit1989 - преди 3 месеца
The translation you're looking for. Wow wtf. You guys are actually still using this kind of trashy stuff?
Melody Headburn
Melody Headburn - преди 3 месеца
3:06 why do the subtitles say he’s cursing in Malaysian? It sounds like Chinese to me :o then again I’ve never heard Malaysian before. Are the languages similar?
zamochit1989
zamochit1989 - преди 3 месеца
There's no such language as Malaysian. It's like saying the Indian people are speaking Indian. No such thing. Lol. There's Bahasa Melayu, Mandarin, and Tamil, but no "Malaysian" language.
Hola
Hola - преди 3 месеца
6000$ for a 10 years old pc?!!! jesus fucking christ. can't they make a better machine by using raspberry pi
Hamidkhan Abdullakhan
Hamidkhan Abdullakhan - преди 3 месеца
..ehy not vote in US and connect to counting machines in India...lol!
monmaxwit naojul
monmaxwit naojul - преди 2 месеца
Yeah and have someone name Abdool Jamal Singh won the election as your new president of the United States.
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